Script (Revised)

CHARACTER DESCRIPTION

JACK ARMSTRONG: A DORKY STARWARS NERD IN HIS FRESHMAN YEAR OF HIGHSCHOOL. JACK HAS THE IDEA THAT SEX

IS ALL HIGHSCHOOL IS ABOUT SO HE TAKES PROPER PREPERATION. HE NEVER KNEW HIS FATHER AND HE HAS A CLOSE RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS MOM.

MOM(JANICE ARMSTRONG): A CARING MOTHER THAT WORKS EVERYDAY AT A RESTRAUNT IN ORDER TO PUT THE ROOF OVER THEIR HEAD. SHE HAS QUALITIES OF A “COOL” MOM.SHE SMOKES WEED. SHE GIVES REALLY INCITEFUL INFORMATION THAT HELPS JACK. SHE IS DOWN TO EARTH

RAE:SITS IN JACKS GEOGRAPHY CLASS WITH HIM AND IT IS UNKNOWN THAT SHE IS THE DAUGHTER OF THE PRINCIPAL. SHE IS INBETWEEN A PUNK KID WHO LISTENS TO

NIRVANA AND A PHILOSOPHICAL DEEP THINKER. SHE CARRIES A PHILOSOPHY BOOK.

PRINCIPAL: FIRM AND MILITANT. BALD. ALWAYS WEARS THIS GREEN SWEATER.

BOY#1: LITTLE DETAIL GIVEN. IS KNOWN A THE ANTAGONIST OR BULLY. HE IS JUST SIMPLY A JERK.

SCENE 1:SHAMELESS PLEASURE

JACK IS SHOWN IN HIS ROOM TAKING NOTES WHILE MASTURBATING. DETAILS LIKE STAR WARS POSTERS,JUNK FOOD,HIGH SCHOOL BOOKS, AND VIDEO GAMES REVEAL A DESCRIPTION OF THE DORKY BOY THAT MOST DON’T SEE.

JACK IS WEARING THICK GLASSES AND A KNIT SWEATER. HIS NOTES WERE TIPS FOR FUTURE SEX TO HIM.HE KEEPS HIS NOTES IN A SEPARATE FOLDER WITH HIS SCHOOL SUPPLIES

SCENE 2:CAUGHT

THE LIVING ROOM HAS HARDWOOD FLOOR, A COUCH, BEAN BAGS, AND A TV. ONE HAS TO WALK THROUGH THE LIVING ROOM TO SIT IN THE DINING ROOM. THE HOUSE IS CORKY; A PICNIC TABLE CLOTH OVER THE TABLE, BOXES OF UNPACKED THINGS, AND GRATEFUL DEAD POSTERS.

Jack comes home from school and throws his book bag on couch sloppily. His mother had prepared a meal for him sits down. As he is chowing down, his mother is in the background cleaning. She comes across the mess he made the couch and the folder flops open, revealing his porn notes.

Mom: "Jack...what’s this?" (MORE)

Jack: (is silent with a full mouth)

Mom: "I know these aren’t school notes"

Jack:(clears throat) " I was trying to learn about sex"

Mom: (laughingly) " Are you trying to prepare?"

Jack:(nods)

Mom: "Son, people don’t learn how to have sex by jerking off to other people doing it.Wow, there’s a lot of notes here."

Jack: "Mom,what do you expect me to do?"

Mom: " Go out and learn for yourself! Now, I’m going to take away your computer because the amount of notes freaks me out."

Jack: "Alright whatever.." (as he walks to his room)


SCENE 3: CAUGHT AGAIN?

SHOT: TO DESCRIBE THE SCHOOL JACK ATTENDS. IT IS A MIDDLE CLASS PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL AND EVERYONE IS SEPARATED IN IN THEIR STEREOTYPES. JACK BELONGS TO THE NERD POPULATION. IT IS TOLD THROUGH WHO HE COMMUNICATES WITH AND A JOCK WHO HARRASES HIM IN THE HALL. WHILE WE SPEED THROUGH THE GROUPS OF PEOPLE (NERDS,JOCKS,CHEERLEADERS,PREPS,GANGSTER, AND GOTH/EMO) WE FOLLOW JACK INTO THE LIBRARY WHERE HE SITS BY HIMSELF WITH A SEX HEALTH BOOK.

Jack flips through the pages when he stops on a picture that shows the arc in a womans back. He stairs and it is noticible to the audience that he is becoming erect. He can’t make it stop so he runs to the bathroom with the book. Jack looks around the bathroom halls for privacy but he looks conspicious. Runs in a stall.

SHOT:WHILE JACK IS RUNS IN TO THE RESTROOM THE CAMERA STOPS ON THE WOMAN SIGN OUTSIDE THE ROOM HE RAN INTO. GIVING THE AUDIENCE INFORMATION THAT THE MAIN CHARACTER IS NOT AWARE OF.


Jack hears someone walks in so he tries to hurry and finish. Right as he is about to orgasm he hears Rae. He freezes up.

Rae:" Hello, is anyone in here?"

As she knocks on the door, it creaks open and Jack has an orgasm

Rae: (Screams high pitch)"EW you fucking pervert"

She runs out of the bathroom. Jack walks out with his head down and the principal is introduced while he snatches Jacks arm and says nothing as he drags Jack to the office.

THE SMALL PRINICIPALS OFFICE IS SHOWN, GREEN WALLS, A DESK WITH TWO CHAIRS INFRONT OF IT, AND A FAMILY PORTRAIT.

Jack notices that Rae was in his family portrait. She was the principals daughters. Jacks face blushes and his head hangs even lower. The principal looks furious.

Principal:"Todays incident was completely inappropriate"

"I had a brief conversation with your mother and she isn’t suprised. I’m highly offended and suprised about your behavior"

Jack: (sits and nods)

Principal: " I’m not going to punish you because I believe this embarrasing, shameful occurance was enough. Don’t you agree?"

Jack:(nods)

Principal: "Now get out of here" Jack Returns to class.

SCENE 4: STANDING UP

Jack sits down in his desk. He could feel the vibe that the classroom was aware of his crime. The teacher is teaching then gets a phone call, leaving the room. Jack over hears these boys making fun of him.

boy#1: "hey look, it’s sir. jacks off a lot."

boy#2: (laughs histarically)

Jack is fed up with it. He stands up and rushes to the boy who made the comment. The boy looks uncomfortable and a little scared.

Jack:" Listen here prick, mind your own business because I do not even feel shame about my situation. I’m proud to say that my masturbation is practice for the real thing. When your girlfriend is not satisfied with you, she’ll come to me for an orgasm."

boy#1: (quietly) " Listen man, my girlfriend gets off sometimes. You don’t have to get in my personals just because the whole school shames what happened."

Jack:”Pff.. YOU WANT ME TO GET IN YOUR PERSONALS?! What if the whole school knew about that time you shit your pants on the bus in fifth grade and I told you I wouldn’t tell a soul. I’m pretty sure that your shame would be greater because my incident at least involved a meaningful purpose. I didn’t just shit my pants hoping the whole school wouldn’t smell me throughout the day. I had an unforgettable orgasm, not an unpleasant shit memory like you.”

boy#1: “Nobody needed to know that. I fucked up big time for making fun of this occurrence. Please don’t let anyone else know about that day on the bus.”

Jack: “ I’ll be sure to include it in the news letter.”

The bell rings. The boy scurried out of the room. Jack returns to his desk to collect his supplies. Rae walks by and drops a phone number on his desk. Jack Smirks.

SCENE:5 NO SHAME

Jack returns from school one day and follows the same routine. Throwing his backpack sloppily on the couch and sitting at the table to eat. His mom is cleaning again and finds a second set of notes.

Mom:"Jack, what are these?"

Jack:(smiling) "I finally learned about sex"

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